Funny Responses To “I Love You”

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Funny Responses To “I Love You”

funny responses to i love you

“I love you!”

Well, you get that a lot, but are you part of the tired few who do not want to reply by saying “I love you too?” then you are in the right place. Why don’t we raise the bar by trying funny and more sarcastic ways to say I love you too, instead of the normal romantic, cute and cuddly manner. Therefore, here are a few rather clever but funny ways to tell someone you love them too.

  • Well, who doesn’t?
  • You better!
  • I love You…Tube!
  • Oh, wow! A new name to the list of people who love me!
  • Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
  • Flattery won’t get you anywhere, honey.
  • Are you sure you aren’t sick or something?
  • Of course you do!
  • As I suspected!
  • How could you not when I’m this awesome?
  • Yeah, thanks. I love myself too.
  • I mean… Who doesn’t love me?
  • Who, me? This is crazy, slightly neurotic to me? Well, you have a weird choice.
  • That’s good, because me loving you would be kind of awkward if you didn’t.
  • Please fall in line.
  • Well, don’t.

Witty Responses

  • Nooo. Noooo! This can’t be true. I cannot be dead.
  • Huh? Come again?
  • I have to ask my parents first.
  • Stop beating around the bush! How much money do you want?
  • You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?
  • No! You already owe me like 60 bucks! No more borrowing!
  • You love me? Oh really, that’s so funny.
  • That’s the funniest joke I’ve ever heard.
  • I love you too but please don’t tell the world we are together now.
  • Ugh! Here we go again!
  • It’s understandable, you’re only human.
  • That makes two of us.
  • And you’re like a candy bar: Half sweet and half nuts.
  • No, you don’t. You’re lying.
  • Yeah, I’m lovable.
  • It’s okay, accidents happen.
  • Don’t come closer, you might burn yourself.
  • Sweetie, are you alright today?
  • Are you kidding me?! Pets don’t talk!
  • Love? Can I eat that?
  • HAHAHAHAHA! That’s a good one.
  • Really? Tell everyone around and I’ll believe you.

These are some of the funny responses to “I love you”. Try them today. I hope you liked it?

Thanks for reading.

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