Funny Response To "Are You Single?" “Hey, are you single?” This question can be flirty or honest depending on the context. Sometimes, it can be demeaning and irritating and thus, you need to have a lot of rather sarcastic or even witty replies to this question. It is up to you to which ever mode you choose to answer. Anyway, here are a few funny responses to “are you … [Read more...] about Funny Response To “Are You Single?”